SUPER SERIOUS POST TIME.
Sitting here, tumblring in the living room okay?
Then I hear a faint “farting” noise coming from the kitchen, I assume one of the dogs as there’s nobody else in the house.
Then, all of a sudden, the kittens come sprinting in, full speed, skid to a halt and look over their shoulder in fear.
AAHHHHHH omg. I was yawning an a fucking wasp flew into my mouth.