deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument


soon

deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

soon

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

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Soft thick thighs are the pillows of Life.

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grimnear:

The new Godzilla vs. King Kong movie looks intense.

(via jacqueattaque)

unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

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kickass-pics:

 

I lost my shit at Aragorn

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

(via charliee-louu)

  • Girl: Do you have a condom?
  • Computer Hacker: Too late. I'm in.
flyin-scotsman:

yes u

magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

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These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

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Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

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(via faithandfury)