please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you
Soft thick thighs are the pillows of Life.
- Girl: Do you have a condom?
- Computer Hacker: Too late. I'm in.
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES